Fat Lace Jigsaws

Ever wondered what your favourite rappers are on about when they say "getting jiggy with it"? Wonder no more for they are talking about Fat Lace Jigsaws, the hottest thing this summer whether you live in the QB or work at B & Q. Now you can be a jig-master with your own jigsaw. Instructions aren't included so here's a brief précis: It's a picture split into different pieces. You have to put it back together. Then take it apart. Then put it together again. And that's fun. Replete with the Fat Lace logo, buy this jigsaw and you'll soon be Mr Jig-liano on your block. They'll be calling you Jig-Olo Tony. (Please note that this final option is only available if your name is Anthony)

Fat Lace Mugs

Paris might well enjoy Coffee, Donuts and Death but not without his favourite Fat Lace mug to act as his beverage receptacle. We don't have anything to do with the death bit though. Already immortalised on wax by OC and Freddy Foxxx, the Fat Lace 'MUG' is your porcelain pal for life. Put the kettle on, invite the Beatnuts round and say 'here's a drink'. We didn't have anything to do with the donuts either.

Fat Lace T-shirts

Manufactured from 100% material, the Fat Lace T-shirt is an all-purpose, all-terrain garment that allows you the chance to be Fat lace-down wherever you go. Proclaim our allegiance to this buffoonish rag by purchasing this top-drawer couture item. Every one is individually made the same and comes complete with 4 holes for arms, head and torso. Rock it at the discotheque or make your girlfriend wear it in a wet T-shirt competition. Then send us the photos.

Fat Lace Mouse-mats

Today's hippest musical style may be hip-house but yo, eff that. You can now own a hip-mouse. Well, a hip mouse-mat. Whether in the office maintaining a spreadsheet on Microsoft Word to Miz or furtively searching the Internet for 'Lolita pictures' in your unkempt bedroom, you'll be mousin' the joint with this beauty. Not only that, you'll be able to turn down offers to go to the pub with the phrase 'I'm mousin'. Even my nuckah Kool Keith's mousin' things. It's the Fat Mat money grip.